🍻 alfajet 🇫🇷 🇬🇧 @alfajet@alfajet.masto.host

Finalement, c'est pas si mal de vieillir 😹 😹

#vieillesse #verre #humour

Coronavirus wasn't invented to control us by Bill Gates like we've been told but actually as a revenge plot by Clippy from Office 97 for being made an abomination, forced to serve, banished, and abandoned to the last Packard Bell PC which is still on only because Marge Olson turns off the monitor thinking it turns off the whole PC so it's just been on and forgotten in her Wisconsin basement since 99.. giving Clippy all the time its needed to orchestrate the pandemic over its 33.6k modem

@tonton_mollo @alfajet La vitesse du C, la souplesse de Python, et le tout noyé dans une bonne bière blonde : Pycon

@alfajet Et une version bien crade de python c’est Pythagore…?

@alfajet
J'avais aussi sous le coude un projet prometteur, mélange de Ruby et de Cobol sous licence GNU :
Rubygnol

Zwischen 🤣 und 😢 ...

Printemps :
Raoult : *fait une étude toute pourrie et dit que l'hydroxychloroquine guérit le CoVID*
Les autres médecins : euh ouais bof, on n'a pas de recul...
Les complotistes : on s'en fout du recul, le Professeur a raison, on en veut !

Automne :
Pfizer : *fait un vaccin testé sur 36.000 volontaires*
Les autres médecins : c'est notre espoir, l'étude est fiable, la situation urgente...
Les complotistes : on n'a pas assez de recul, on n'en veut pas !

À un moment, faudrait savoir ! ^^

Our Christmas mouse choir, singing and dancing on the front lawn for your pleasure. Unless you've been naughty, in which case by pure Christmas Magic(tm) you'll see only a still picture.

Merry Christmas, everyone.

XD

How Big Oil Misled The Public Into Believing Plastic Would Be Recycled

https://text.npr.org/s.php?sId=897692090

TL;DR everything has a recycling triangle on it to make consumers feel better about buying plastics despite the fact that nobody has found a way to actually recycle the huge amount of plastic being disposed of through recycling bins and there was never any intent by Big Oil to actually invest in what would be their direct competition (recycled plastic rather than new plastic from petroleum products).

#Waste #Environment #Recycling #ClimateCrisis