🍻 alfajet 🇫🇷 🇬🇧 @alfajet@alfajet.masto.host

Chat réfractaire au deconfinement.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/apr/07/leonard-nipper-read-detective-who-jailed-kray-twins-dies-after-contracting-coronavirus

When thugs looked smart!

According to the caption: "Ronnie and Reggie Kray after spending 36 hours being questioned by the police"

Not sure you would look like that after questioning by the French police 😅

Garden flower. Testing the phone's camera macro mode.

Confinement, jour #3714

Surprising results when looking for "bird food" on a supermarket website. 😅

Mardi confession

Voici ma lune.

Repas de St Valentin
J'ai bon ?

Looks like someone is having a great valentines day! 😂

#WeeklyPhotoChallenge #Vallées #Valleys

Vallée de haute tarrentaise. Assemblages de plusieurs cliches en HDR, pris en soirée, avec vue imprenable sur le toit de l'Europe occidental et les Grandes Jorasses

Bonjour Masto

@TheForeignAgent
Encore une preuve que tes allégations sont des FAKE NEWS ! 😜🤡

Good morning Europe

@TheForeignAgent
still FAKE NEWS!!

Pro-tip du jour. Toujours bien nommer ses timers.
Avec un #ironème dedans c'est encore mieux.
Pasta la vista

heron heron petit patapon

I am ubercool, I drive a Tesla, and I park my car on the pathway like the super a**hole that I am.

Sometimes I think that the tesla drivers are the new bmwers.

Shame that Nicholas Tesla's name is so tainted by these fat polluting devices.

Omg! Harassment on the workplace! 😱

A pay raise?
Mmh, let me think about it.

1-2-1 meeting with the boss.

Hier kommt die Sonne.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=b39CfCN2bNE

Je crois que je viens de bien me faire troller par ma moitié
😂

Bonjour Masto